I am Lady Bastard, the Dread Sorceress of foreign accents, the Devourer of books and the Scourge upon every library, the Dark Maker of dreadful artefacts (such as crocheted doilies).
I'm a bit of a smart ass and I have a low tolerance for stupid people. I also have the tendency to be a bit offensive and not caring what others think.
A free-wheeling, irreverent scientist creating a different sort of future.
You want to know more about me? Welp. You'll have to wait for me to stop talking about science and chemistry to figure that out.