Gorky Fur

For the low, low price of a single token of your proprietary internet money, I will pen a custom Tinder bio for you free of charge! No other charges will be levied for my services. Other than the previously stated charge of one token. We had a deal! Don't make me come over there. I'm not going to come over there. I don't want to!

A CUSTOM CUNT CHUNK! Seven bios to be used over seven consecutive days, all featuring the word cunt and wrapping up in a masterful, satisfying conclusion. You won't believe the journey your profile lurkers will be taken on. Or how quickly your profile will be deleted.