Burner Man is your personal shopper who has prepurchased you a smartphone, optimized it to give you complete control over the degree of privateness of your speech made through it (see Private-Usage Recommendations), sets up all of the accounts within it, applies the necessary service to it (30 days of U.S. service with unlimited calls and texts and 2GB of data, or, 30 days U.S. + international service to 100+ countries with unlimited calls and texts and 500MB of data–if you need/want longer/more service, just email for prices), fully charges its battery (just power on to begin making calls, texts and emails, privately/anonymously), recycles it, and obtains and retains absolutely no transactions' histories outside of their respective dollar amounts or their equivalents–prices start at $40(no personal information whatsoever--ever!--you are assigned a random client number for every order you place).