Philosophy Club: Nazis and Christians

Welcome to Philosophy Club: Nazis and Christians. We represent the Christian side of the Nazis as started by world famous Germanic priest and theologian Martin Luther. I'm going to start with some ground rules. 1. No Jews allowed - this is a gimme. 2. No women allowed - if...See more

The only thing better than playing dumb in real life is being dumb in real life. Why would you live in the past or the future when you can live in the present? Face what's in front of you, not what's not real.

A philosopher of the Bible says, “Bitch, why do you speculate on words outside the Bible?”

No, but I mean I could be Colonel of the Retards. Because what I say makes sense in an abstract way, yeah?

It's not just my dream philosophizing with the best but sciencing with the best as well.

I am literally trolling myself by giving you all this awesome advice for free. Oh well. Philosophers never did it for the dough. We do it for the lulz.

Bow down to Socrates who scored a perfect Epic Trollage rate. He had Plato write his hits and then he handed the rest off to Plato when he trolled himself by following the law in Athens and drinking hemlock. Probably the easiest way to go.

I am addicted to philosophizing. I'm going to philosophize until I'm dead, you guys. I'm not even playing!